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Welcome to RelaxRanchRadio, the independent satire radio station for good humor!

We start with the weather. It's 7.15 a.m. and it looks like it's going to be a beautiful day today. Straight ahead there is a small cloud front, to our left blue sky and the sun is shining out of our backsides.

We are not expecting rain today, but we cannot say this with 100% certainty as the weather tests are not yet completely reliable. We therefore recommend that you pack your umbrella to be on the safe side, and if you notice symptoms of rain in the form of rising wind or increased clouds, then we ask you to open your umbrella IMMEDIATELY and make your way home as quickly as possible. If you have forgotten your umbrella at home despite being asked to do so, then zigzag between the raindrops and then go into a 7-day quarantine to protect yourself and your surroundings from mold infestation.

Temperatures today are at plus 8 degrees, and if spring continues to prevail today, then snow is not to be expected. Nevertheless, we recommend that you keep your skis close at hand, you never know!

Now to the RelaxRanch news: Today there will be a demonstration by lateral thinkers at the RelaxRanch. The demo of 3 people has been approved, as the safety distance of 9 ha has been met here. Masks will not be compulsory and we hope for a peaceful exchange (should dissenters join us).

The assumption that the virus will not get lost in the middle of nowhere this year makes us confident that we will be able to welcome people without a vaccination certificate to RelaxRanch in the near future. The fresh air here, the green forest and the untouched nature are constantly working to provide the residents and visitors of the RelaxRanch with a healthy immune system. It would therefore be a shame to destroy this with a vaccine.

With that, RelaxRanchRadio says goodbye for today and wishes you all out there a wonderful, fantastic day. Be the light!

Editor's note:

As the right to freedom of expression is unfortunately currently somewhat damaged and in order to avoid possible discussions in the comments here, we would like to remind those who have already lost their finger on the trigger - or rather, the stylus on the keyboard - and their sense of humor that this is satire. What satire means can be looked up in the Duden dictionary (I was born in 1968, I still have one at home). With this in mind: Stay respectful and nice to each other, true to the motto: Live and let live. And: Humor is when you laugh anyway 😊

Sincerely

Your moderator

Ilvy