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Welcome to RelaxRanchRadio, the independent satire radio station for good humour!

We start with the weather. It's 7.15 a.m. and it looks like it's going to be a beautiful day today. There is a small cloud front straight ahead, blue sky to our left and the sun is shining out of our butts.

We are not expecting rain today, but we cannot say with 100% certainty, as the weather tests are not yet completely reliable. We therefore recommend that you pack your umbrella to be on the safe side, and if you notice any symptoms of rain in the form of increasing wind or clouds, then we ask you to open your umbrella IMMEDIATELY and make your way home as quickly as possible. If, despite being told to do so, you forget your umbrella at home, zigzag between the raindrops and then enter a 7-day quarantine to protect yourself and your surroundings from mould.

Temperatures are plus 8 degrees today, and if spring continues to prevail today, snow is not to be expected. Nevertheless, we recommend you to have your skis close at hand, you never know!

Now for the RelaxRanch news: Today, a demo by lateral thinkers is announced at the RelaxRanch. The demo of 3 people was approved, as the safety distance of 9 ha is fulfilled here. There is no obligation to wear a mask and we hope for a peaceful exchange (should dissenters join us).

The assumption that the virus will not spread to the arse end of the world again this year makes us confident that we will also be able to welcome people without vaccination certificates to our RelaxRanch in the near future. The fresh air here, the green forest and the untouched nature are constantly working to provide the residents and visitors of the RelaxRanch with a healthy immune system. It would therefore be a shame to destroy this with a vaccine.

With that, RelaxRanchRadio says goodbye for today and wishes all of you out there a wonderful, fantastic day. Be the light!

Editor's comment:

Since the good of free expression of opinion is unfortunately currently somewhat damaged and in order to avoid possible discussions in the comments here, we would like to point out once again to those who have already lost their finger on the trigger - or rather, their stylus on the keyboard - and their sense of humour, that this is satire. What satire means can be looked up in the Duden (I was born in 1968, I still have one of those at home). In this sense: stay respectful and nice to each other, according to the motto: live and let live. And: humour is when you laugh anyway 😊

Sincerely

Your moderator

Ilvy